My Affair with Balls

I started with it occasionally. It was half year back that it became twice a week affair, because I found someone super onz ..

What ball(s) ???

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Out of fun, we assigned every single ball we have to someone we know, and took a group photo of them. I thought it will be interesting to intro the characters of our ball game.



PRINCE

Leading the pack is Prince aka "TaiZi Qiu" , named after a high flyer with super good potential to take our our company director. He just join us and takes lead in pissing every other people off by pushing others to do job for him. Cant blame him , that is what he is paid to do so. We are wondering if he would kill to get what he wants… The Throne..

ATP HEAD ( Second Row, left most)

This is our HEAD. aka "Cheng Xiang" aka Prime minister. Brought in by our director and linked to him as friend. We find it a pity that he came in a little later than prince, and we cannot just anyhow de-crown a prince, ( unless he is being assassinated ), so we got choice but to give him a title of a prime minister, welding more power than the prince.

Each time you try to bad mouth the director, he will jump to his defense. Typical of a prime minister. Super loyal.

Dunlop

We call this Old DOG. The guy, who pays and irritate us with his barking, The actually name comes by just because he is born in the year of DOG and he is OLD. Dunlop was assigned to him because that ball can’t bounce as well as the others.


Wilson Trainer (Second from the left)

We call this Lousy, who is good at rephrasing your problem statement and comment a lot of rubbish without giving a solution. The bosses love him for an obvious reason; he narrates the emails that the bosses never read and appears to be on top of everything.

Wilson 3 (right most)

Some pp call him Korean , some call him by his name. I prefer to call him FT. He does not seems to understand that respect is earned, instead keeps complaining that people is not giving him respect as he feels that he is a BIG F***. No one cares about him and I dislike his face. I hope he gets deported one day. Muahahaha …….

T1 , T4 & the un-named at the back

These are the all other monkeys, clowns and jokers.... Like me …

Just in case you are wondering to why I have got so many different brands of balls, it probably was being picked up from the court , or mixed with someone else , or due to separate purchase, I don’t stick to one brand .. I stick to the cheapest, as we are amateur players.

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